So Wonkette really turned out to suck, huh? Yeah, sorry about that. Usually, these Nick Denton things are funny, but this one ended up being so lame and predictable, what with the Bush is a dumb-dumb and the I heart Atrios. Expect jokes about Dan Quayle's spelling ability soon.
UPDATE:I want you all to know I was somehow able to withstand the torrent of traffic and attention that came from my taking the brave moral stance above. Oh, I knew I'd take some heat (and get a massive artificial spike in page views) but it's not always easy doing the right thing. Still, the ferocity of the abuse hurled at me at times made me regret the very moment of my birth. Some have even had the temerity to go as far as telling me that I "suck"! (By the way Menchi, the address firstname.lastname@example.org doesn't seem to be working. Perhaps you should contact your ISP) All this merely for standing up for what I believe, i.e. that someone else sucks. Well, to this I can only respond (and already have) that you suck. Suck Suck Suck. See, we're all sucking now, are you happy? (Gee, all these references to sucking are starting to make this sound like a Wonkette post).
Still, as brave and courageous as I have been I can't even hope to match the moral titanism of Comrade Cappazasomethingorother. To show my solidarity with his noble and earth-shattering cause I'm going to enact a similar policy, but take it one step further. As we all know on Wednesday nights I'm an "America's Top Model" man. I hereby forbid anyone who watches "The Apprentice" instead from even looking at my blog. If you are on of these people please leave your name in the comments and I will IP ban you. Oh, I know some will deride this policy, perhaps even from some major high traffic bloggers, but if that's the price I must pay for following my conscience, so be it.